Saturday, September 6, 2008

Scary Scary Times

Yesterday, Stephen decided to go to Target. Nothing unusual, right? Wrong. He and his mother had only been there ten minutes, when they announced that their was a bomb threat. They barred the doors while they deliberated whether or not to allow them to leave the building, because it was possible the bomber was in the building and would not detonate the bomb while he was in there.

Have the morons ever heard of suicide bombers?!?

Anyway, they ultimately evacuate the mall. Smart move.

No harm, no foul, right?

Wrong.

Luckily, no one was hurt. Everyone got out okay and the building did not blow up.

They found the bomb later that evening. It was a dud. The scary thing is that it was supposed to explode five minutes before the threat was called in. They weren't supposed to have the option of evacuating, because they weren't going to know. If the thing had not been a dud, the love of my life would be dead right now!

I was half-hysterical when I found out. I hope they catch the son of a bitch and kill him painfully. Hell, I wanna do it myself.

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