Listen up, bitch.
You've been stalking my boyfriend for far too long. I thought that maybe after he got a restraining order on you, that you'd get a fucking clue. Obviously, you refuse to accept that fact that he has never been interested in you, nor will he ever be. Nobody is interested in an STD-ridden whore. Except for the few lonely guys who can't get a fuck anywhere else. That's all your good for, working the street corners.
What makes you think he'd want you, anyway? Especially, when he has me. Anyone with half a brain could tell you that I am obviously the better choice.
Shall I list the ways?
1. I'm not a whore.
2. I'm STD-Free. You know why that is? I've only slept with the one guy? How about you? Oh! That's right, you lost count.
3. I'm not a stark-raving lunatic!
4. I didn't attempt to destroy his reputation when he was away for an entire month, with no way to defend his reputation.
5. I don't threaten people, simply because they have what you can't have.
6. I'm smarter than you. As can be exhibited by just about anything.
7. I, unlike you, have morals.
8. I don't weigh as much as a small elephant. It's called a salad, honey.
9. I'm way prettier than you, which is saying something, because I don't think I'm prettier than a lot of people. But I do know that I'm prettier than you, both inside and out.
10. Even when I don't like people, I try to be nice. The one exception, being you. You pushed me too fucking far.
And that is just the short list.
So, as you can see, skankwhore (Did I mention that this is what we call you. We meaning He and I), you are just shit out of luck.
Nobody wants you. That much is obvious. Didn't your mother kick you out? That's right, she didn't want you either. That is how worthless you are, not even your own mother can stand you. Your father can't either, that's why he left. He couldn't stand to look at your hideous, horrible face any longer. You have a face and personality that not even your parents can love. How's it feel to be deemed so worthless?
Signed,
Your Worst Nightmare
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