This really bothers me...

My seventeen year-old brother's girlfriend (age 16) has started calling her self Mrs. (insert our last name). They've been dating ten months. She refused to have ANYTHING to do with anyone in the family (excluding my brother obviously), but she is using our family name?

So tonight

is ridiculously slow. It is 6:50 and we’ve not seen a soul outside of the cast and crew. Usually, people start showing up at like 6:30 and harass me until we open the box office at 6:45 for tickets. 

This place is dead. Which is really sad for theatre people and theatre in general. Saturday night and only about 15 tickets have been sold/reserved.

FML