Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Things I've Realized My First Year of College



1. I am an adult and capable of caring for myself, even if I don't always want to play grown-up.

2. I do still need my parents after all. I'm grateful to have them in my life and that they let me call them crying when I'm struggling with the adult bit.

3. Crying is allowed.

4. I don't need a man. I am an independent woman who can handle herself and needs her freedom.

5. I do enjoy public speaking. A Lot.

6. People will always be stupid. I need to relax, because I can't increase their intelligence. :P

7. Being able to prove your point and having evidence will almost always lead to winning a debate.

8. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.

9. Friends are like the air you breathe. You may get frustrated with each other and you may argue, but you will always need your friends.

10. Dancing at the dam with the girls is more fun than any party.

11. I DO like my nose after all. (Thanks to make-up class.)

12. Caffeine is your friend.

13. You will miss your family, even if you swear you won't ever look back. They'll also forgive you for being nuts.

14. There IS a God and he is wonderful!

15. You will not enjoy waking up for eight AM classes, but you will enjoy having your entire day to do with as you please.

16. Dressing in nicer attire makes you feel better. People also take you more seriously if you are dressed nicely.

17. The world would be much nicer if my friends and I ran it. :D

18. Heels always make you feel attractive.

19. Confidence leads to happiness.

20. Don't procrastinate and keep assignments straight!

Monday, May 18, 2009

True Artistic Tastes

(While listening to one of Emily's wierd, new CDs)

Tara: He sounds like he's Irish or Australian.

Jill: He sounds like he's dying.


My friends and I are awesome.
Here is another example of our awesomeness:

Tara: Her hair doesn't look real.

Jill: She's a celebrity. It's not supposed to.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Why Girls Get Colder Easier.

My seventeen year-old brother's theory behind why girls get colder easier than boys.

God made girls colder so that they would hug boys and hold their hands even though they're disgusting.

"Oh, you're warm. I kinda like you after all."

:D

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Baby Factory

Jill: I'm willing to settle down after grad school, because at that point I can either go stage manage or teach university. So, I'm leaving that window open, though I probably won't take it.

Andrea: Well, the baby factory starts closing then.

Jill: I thought it didn't close until I was like forty.

Andrea: Well, it does, but once you hit thirty, well... They start letting people go.